Conversations with Aubrey

Me: Aubrey, I am the parent, you are the child. You do not get to boss me around.
Aubrey: Mama, you the parrot? Mama, say "Polly wanna cwacker? SQUAWK!"
Me: No, Aubrey, PARENT not PARROT!
Aubrey: SQUAWK! SQUAWK! Mama da parrot, Aubrey da child. Mama, you want a cwacker?
Me: I give....